trans-apostate-anders:

dollygale:

duckbats:

You, broke: straight up shipping spider ham and spider noir

Me, woke: in spider noir’s universe he falls in love with a radio host he saved who looks suspiciously like John Mulaney

JM:

spider noir, tearing up, already thinking about the reception venue for their wedding: i

JM upon meeting a talking pig who sounds suspiciously like him:

(via lokidyke)

benepla:

Not to turn mental illness into relatable content but is there anything more hilarious then spending an entire day vamping up to do something like spending ALL day thinking about it and putting it off and dreading it and then you finally, FINALLY do it and it takes 6 seconds and you realize that was your whole day plan

(via sekwoja)

lovelyirony:

i saw this girl trying to fold a shirt at a store the same way the employees do for like fifteen minutes and those are the only valid customers 

(via bisexualjamesdean)

dailylifeofadizzyfangirl:

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

how yall draw 14 year olds:

I’m screaming you could not have missed the point of this post more

also yall saying “I know 14 year olds that look like this” no you don’t because this is what I meant:

(via spidermlm)

stinkyhat:

stinkyhat:

took a while but i did it

(via erikkillmongerdontpullout)

headboardlights:

gays rb this with ur favorite way to sit wrong in a chair

(via by-bi-bye)

whatifdestiel:

regbian:

clownings:

worldsworstfather:

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

alignment chart

i’ll admit that i don’t completely understand this post

(via spidermlm)

slavery:

(via erikkillmongerdontpullout)

largishcat:

gutterband:

largishcat:

Me, trying to explain my obsession with southern gothic and weird alt country: look I don’t know why, but if a song is acoustic, in a minor key, and about murder, god, or america, i just go absolutely batshit

Here’s my song “God’s going to murder America” in G minor

I’d listen to that on repeat for five weeks

(via captainanarchist)

rosecolouredbitch:

some of you have never been in the business of misery and it shows :/

(via captainanarchist)